APRIL FOOLS, guys! The Purge never happened!

You all fell for it! You thought you could fool me with all your tricks and your lies, but in the end, you're the ones who got fooled by me!

No one who posted in the comments even suspected or admitted that they thought it was all a prank! Did you really think I would go on a crime spree for 12 hours, and reply to your messages through my phone, all because you guys pissed me off with your failed April Fools pranks? Seriously, I would have been arrested in an hour if that's what really happened!

I've been safe and sound in the comfort of my home the whole day, and you all thought I was planning to murder people, steal stuff and raise hell on the streets.

Seriously though, April Fool's day is basically the Purge, but with pranks. It's just like the Purge, but worse! 

For those of you telling me to grow up, why don't you tell that to the dA staff so they don't waste our time and their resources on their ridiculous April Fools' pranks ever again! Sure, you could say to me, "Fool me once, shame on you", but I say "Karma always catches up to you!" and "On April 1st, D.T.A. (DON'T TRUST ANYBODY)!"

It's already past midnight where I'm at right now, so April Fools' ends now! Good night, everybody!

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12 hours earlier:
For the next 12 hours, some serious crimes will take place. It could be robberies, hostage takings, murders and/or car thefts. I don't know what exactly, but it's not gonna be good. Why is this happening? Because I'm gonna be the one who starts it!

What's the worst thing I could do in 12 hours? No one knows, but I am too pissed off today because of everyone saying they're deactivating their accounts today, writing their journals from the afterlife, and other kinds of nonsense. If they are dead, they already died from the Purge. It's also because of this BS lie dA decided to make about creating stuff with your brain, and also this lie about a "big announcement" later about something they're giving away on April 7! Someone needs to be punished for all of this.

You can't stop me, you can't touch me, and you can't talk me out of it! You let all of this happen, so you might not be seeing me online here after today, but hopefully I'll make it on the news somehow.